Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain ?
A: Gifted !

Q: How do blonde braincells die ?
A: Alone.

Q: What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells ?
A: Pregnant.

Q: What do you call it when a blonde dies their hair brunette ?
A: Artificial intelligence.

Q: Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink ?
A: Because, that's where you're supposed to wash vegetables !

Q: Why do blondes wear their hair up ?
A: To catch everything that goes over their heads.

Q: Why is it good to have a blonde passenger ?
A: You can park in the handicap zone.

Q: How do you make a blonde's eyes light up ?
A: Shine a flashlight in their ear.

Q: Why should blondes not be given coffee breaks ?
A: It takes too long to retrain them.

Q: How can you tell if a blonde's been using the computer ?
A: There's white-out on the screen.

Q2: How can you tell if another blonde's been using the computer ?
A: There's writing on the white-out.

Q: What did the blonde think of the new computer ?
A: She didn't like it because she couldn't get channel 9.

Q: Why do blondes wear shoulder pads ?
A: (With a rocking of the head from side to side) I dunno !

Q: How do you kill a blonde ?
A: Put spikes in their shoulder pads.

Q: How do blondes pierce their ears ?
A: They put tacks in their shoulder pads.

Q: Why don't blondes eat Jello ?
A: They can't figure out how to get two cups of water into those little packages.

Q: Why do blondes wear green lipstick ?
A: Because red means stop.

Q: Why do blondes have TGIF on their shoes ?
A: Toes Go In First.

Q: What do you call a brunette with a blonde on either side ?
A: An interpreter.

Q: What does a blonde say when you blow in their ear ?
A: "Thanks for the refill !"

Q: What is it called when a blonde blows in another blonde's ear ?
A: Data transfer.

Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes ?
A: A wine cellar.

Q: How do you make a blonde's eyes twinkle?
A: Shine a flashlight in their ear.

Q: How do you get a blond out of a tree?
A: Wave

Q: What do you call a zit on a blonde's ass?
A: A brain tumor.

Q: Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence?
A: To see what was on the other side.

Q: Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?
A: From crawling across the street when the sign said "DON'T WALK".

Q: Why did the blonde keep a coat hanger in her back seat?
A: In case she locks the keys in her car.

Q: Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?
A: So she wouldn't wake up the sleeping pills.

Q: Why did the blonde wear condoms on her ears?
A: So she wouldn't get Hearing Aides.

Q: Why did the blonde drive into the ditch?
A: To turn the blinker off.

Q: Why did the blonde try and steal a police car?
A: She saw "911" on the back and thought it was a Porsche.

Q: Why did the blonde get so excited after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only 6 months?
A: Because on the box it said From 2-4 years.

Q: Why did the blonde call the welfare office?
A: She wanted to know how to cook food stamps!

Q: Where do blondes go to meet their relatives?
A: The vegetable garden.

Q: What do you call four Blondes in a Volkswagon?
A: Far-from-thinkin

Q: What did the blonde say when she looked into a box of Cheerios?
A: "Oh look! Donut seeds!"

Q: What did the blonde name her pet zebra?
A: Spot.

Q: What's a blonds' favourite rock group?
A: Air Supply.

Q: Why can't blondes put in light bulbs?
A: They keep breaking them with the hammers.

Q: What is a blonde's favorite part of a gas station?
A: The Air Pump!

Q: What goes VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH?
A: A blonde going through a flashing red light.

Q: What is the definition of gross ignorance?
A: 144 blondes.

Q: A blonde ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it in six or twelve pieces.
A: "Six, please. I could never eat twelve pieces."

Q: What's five miles long and has an IQ of forty?
A: A blonde parade.

Q:Why can't you tell blondes knock-knock jokes?
A:Because they go answer the door.

Did you hear about the blonde that put lipstick on her forehead so she could make up her mind?